It is not at all virtuous to keep your mind continually open, because you are not using your mind as it is meant to be used. You are in fact taking very poor care of it. The mind continually propped open will only collect dust and cigarette butts.
David Mills
If it seems as if the culture war has entered a new, more belligerent phase, that’s because it has. We’re heading toward a clash of world views. On one side are the Philistines, who are becoming increasingly belligerent toward any social or religious tradition or intellectual system that doesn't conform to their idea of "liberal" or "tolerant." On the other side are people who are fed up with seeing cherished traditions destroyed by people who never regarded them as important in the first place. It's agenda nihilism; and there's a growing number of people who are willing to stand firm against it.
Over the next few years many factors will work for and against each side. But if Barbara O’Brien’s recent defense of moral relativism reflects the quality and insight produced by its defenders, then we're looking at a dramatic reawakening of the Christian West. It's a muddled essay accented with bad and confusing analogies. It also suffers from the deep internal contradictions that expose moral relativism's inherent weaknesses.
How do you successfully defend a philosophy that states that nothing is worth defending? Well, you don't.
O’Brien opens her defense of moral relativism by admitting that she owns many watches:
One of my favorite sayings: A man with one watch knows what time it is, but a man with two watches is never sure.
I run into people who interpret this to mean that one should have only one watch. But that’s nonsense. The point is that you can be certain something is true, yet be wrong. And once you make up your mind you’ve found the whole and entire truth, you’ve shut your brain off from learning anything. If you want to get closer to the reality of things, stay skeptical.
When I read this, I was reminded of an old roommate who was always late for work. One of her excuses: she changed watches, and never knew the exact time. She was eventually fired. Reading O'Brien, however, I realized that my roommate was right after all. 3 o'clock is opened to interpretation. According to Ms. O’Brien, you’re supposed to keep multiple watches just in case one is wrong. Thus, you remain skeptical of the correct time, and opened minded to the possibility that it may not be the time you think it is.
She never takes the leap of reason here and acknowledge that a man can adjust the time on his watches if he chooses to do so. He can make all of his watches the same exact time, compared to an absolute. There actually is a standard, an absolute, for time. It’s called the atomic clock, and there are hundreds of technical and scientific disciplines that depend on its absolute authority. This is not good enough:
The folly of absolutism is not that there is no Absolute. The folly is that that no doctrine or belief system perfectly and completely contains the Absolute. Believing otherwise is like the guy with one watch. Yes, there is this thing called time, but it’s folly to assume that any one watch perfectly and completely transmits the absolute truth of time, much less measure it accurately.
Even our understanding of what is "relative" is not absolute enough for Barbara:
“Relative” reality is the way human beings ordinarily interpret reality with their brains and senses. In relative reality, for example, time is linear, and individual objects have independent existence – a chair is a chair, for example. But in the absolute, time is not linear, and no-thing has independent existence; there is just This. As the quantum mechanics guys say, it’s all just molecules and space. And in the relative, where a human might see a chair, a dog sees something to pee on.
But the dog is still peeing on a chair, woman. I hope you're going to clean it up!
Ms. O’Brien tops off her treatise by showing off her ignorance of Catholic teaching, and her disdain for both Judaism and Christianity:
I understand that all over the world there are Catholic women who are denied birth control because some old guy in the Vatican interprets a 3,000+-year-old passage in Jewish scripture to mean that God doesn’t want people to have sex without the possibility of procreation. And for this reason women’s bodies and minds are depleted by too many pregnancies and too many children. Is this not a “dictatorship of absolutism”? If AIDS spreads through Africa because the Church discourages condoms, is this not a “dictatorship of absolutism”?
Ignore, for a moment, the deep ignorance of church teaching here. Isn't criticizing church teaching against sin, sort of, judgemental?